dietmountaindick:

[SCREAMS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS LYRICS AT YOU]

(via neopetspremium)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via neopetspremium)

freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

(via angrybagel)

i am three years behind in my math homework

(Source: frowl, via thattallone)

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

(via thattallone)